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nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via syk3s)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via running-with-muses)

Once upon a time, I had a friend.

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
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(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

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frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip, via encourage)

riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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(via catarina26francais)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via ant0rm)